So, three months in this crazy, congested, colourful place with its smog and its cows and its demonetisation. I think that's the longest I've spent in one country since this blog began.
What's that you want a list of all the things that I think are odd? Seems a bit divisive. Oh go on then...
Everyone drives at you. I think they do it for giggles. You shouldn't worry about it unduly, they rarely hit you.

Everywhere is your litterbin. You get very strange looks if you take your rubbish away with you.
If you're a man, everywhere is your toilet. (What, everywhere? Even a street that's so narrow two-way traffic can't pass if you're there? Yep.)

It's twenty six degrees. Everyone is wearing their winter clothes.
They love a marigold here. No really they are everywhere. There must be fields the size of Wales just growing marigolds.
All cups are tiny. No one has more than a shot of tea. Oh and a "pint" is actually a half pint, if you want a pint ask for a "mug".
Wing mirrors are for wimps.
Don't walk on the footways. They're there for people to sleep on. I hope they are sleeping.
Personal space isn't a thing. If you're queuing and not pressed against the person in front then expect someone to overtake.
Everyone is in an awful hurry to get there but once they do they just stand in the way.
You need a luggage label on your bag if you're getting a flight. The main job of security at airports is to stamp the luggage label.

If you're going to drink like a local you hold the bottle above your mouth and pour. You will end up waterboarding yourself.
Uturning, double parking and going the wrong way down dual carriageways are all to be expected. Note earlier deviation towards gridlock comment.
Chocolate is triple wrapped but milk comes in a bag.
Throat clearing is a thing. So is talking on your phone in the toilet.
When you buy anything you have to give your phone number. Consequently the number of spam text messages is phenomenal. I reckon my spam text to wanted text ratio is more than fifty to one. The vast majority are written in Hinglish and mean nothing.
And most importantly of all, if you're driving a motorbike: full horn, full throttle.
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