I left Budva as early as possible.
Friday, 26 September 2014
The Riviera
Wednesday, 24 September 2014
And More Picturesque Scenery
I'm in the north of Albania on my way back to Montenegro. I've based myself in Shkodra, the fourth largest city in Albania and one of the oldest constantly inhabited cities in the world. Apparently. Looks quite new to me. Although that may be because it has had a strange sort of a facelift. It appears to have prepared itself for a tourist boom (souvenir shops, drinking strip, without all that much tourism. If you build it they will come.
Yesterday I went to Lake Koman (or it might be Komani, I haven't got my head around Albanian grammar yet). It was ace and it was fjordlike with its water and its cliffs but I'm not certain that it was all that much more impressive than the bus journey between Sarajevo and Niksig. I guess the cynicism is back...
Monday, 22 September 2014
Shqiperia
So Tirana, my third capital city in three nights. And this one feels a whole heap more loke a capital city than number two. It's a big busy mess of a place. Cars everywhere. People everywhere.
It's a weird old place. It looks European but has the vibe of a Southeast Asian city with its street sellers and its risking your life when crossing the road. I think I like it though, it is one of those cities that's just doing its thing and not making any concessions to tourists.
It was all looking a little bit religious when I arrived. Another of those quirks of serendipity had me arrive in town in time for a papal visit. A bit of a strange choice of state visit a country that (by birth) is 70% Muslim and of the remaining Christians two thirds are orthodox. Added to that forty years of communist dictatorship has somewhat undermined the traditional belief system. Still everyone was excitable, there were popebased flags and big screens everywhere. Sort of like a rock concert. So we got involved. It's a bit weird seeing an older gentleman dressed in gold flying through the crowd striking his best Freddie at LiveAid poses.
What do you know about Comrade Hoxha? Not a fat lot? Here's a summary. He did some dictating in this Albania. He dumped Cold war Russia as an ally because he thought it was too liberal. He did the same to pre-Tianneman Square China. In the Dorling Kindersley Top10 Bonkers Communist Dictator charts he's sitting at Numbet three. One of the ways he crippled Albania's economy was by building a lot of bombshelters everywhere. Turns out there's one under the hostel. It was full of soot and cobwebs. I got filthy.
Albania, much like Bosnia Herzegovina before it, has again challenged by preconceived ideas. Turns out they lived here as Illyrians pre Roman and pre Greek. Turns out that they're a bit miffed that it is the Roman name that has stuck rather than the more catchy Shqiperia.
Back in Tirana again now. Trying to see what the city is like when it's not all Poped up.
Saturday, 20 September 2014
Capital?
So Podgorica. That's a city that's just wrested the title of "Capital City that's least like a Capital City" from whoever had it before. Bandar Seri Bagawan maybe? It's got a bit of a Basildon vibe going on, which isn't exactly what I look for in a capital.
The neighbouring capitals seem to think it's not worth the effort either. The bus from Sarajevo left from a tiny station in suburban nowhere and to get to Tirana I have just had to change buses twice. To be fair the journey from Montenegro is probably weird enough to warrant more space. I bought a ticket from Ulcinj to Tirana only to get kicked out of the bus at the first Albanian town we came to and told to get in a stranger's minibus. Said minibus took me to somewhere not all that central in Tirana and dropped me off at a roundabout. Not especially convenient. Still I'm in Albania.
But enough of that, tales of the city can wait until the next post. Here's some things about Podgorica:
- There's a taxi company called bum taxis.
- There's a citywide art installation of five-metre high Transformers.
- We saw a tortoise crossing a road about 100 metres from the town centre.
- The local delicacy is a sausage wrapped in cheese, deep fried and covered in a blue cheese sauce.
- The "old town" appears to be 40m x 15m.
- They close off all the main roads in the city centre at night and rent out tiny cars for children.
Consider that city summarised.
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Can I dedicate this post to Cathryn Rees please? I only met you a handful of times but everyone of them was a blast. Thanks for the memories.
Thursday, 18 September 2014
Freedom Fries
I've spent three days here now and it's largely been three days of having to reevaluate my position on everything. I can't think of a city where I have squeezed in more learning. Or heard more things that have made me shiver.
Anyway, BiH, it's been an honour and a privilege to have you as Country No. 70, you have been an absolute gem.
Tuesday, 16 September 2014
Thinking Things That I Just Can't Abide
I spent two nights in Mostar, it was a fab city with its coffee shops and minarets. I can't quite put my finger on why I liked it so much - something to do with the vibe, maybe, or because anyone you spoke to was superfriendly - but even the swamps of tourists didn't dampen my enthusiasm for the place.
Took a day trip to Bragaj, another obscenely picturesque village with cliffs and waterfalls and castles and pomegranate trees. Not certain what I expected from BiH but it wasn't so much in-your-face beauty. I sound so much like a hippy I've just been sick in my mouth.
Currently I'm in Sarajevo. Now this is a city that has been "next on the agenda" for about eight years now. I'm surprised that it has taken me so long to get here, equally I'm fairly surprised about what I found when I got here. It's billed as the city where East meets West, I thought that that would mean that you had minarets and skyscrapers dotting a grey skyline. I wasn't expecting a grand European boulevard to give way to a full Arabian nights picturebook bazaar.
Sunday, 14 September 2014
Don't Forget '93
I'm in Mostar, which sounds like a spaceship but isn't. It's actually a marble-clad, old town in Herzegovina with a famous bridge.
Let's rewind. Today I have done four border crossings, which I think is a personal best.
You want me to rewind some more. Okay then. Yesterday we arrived in Montenegro, which is crazy beautiful. We arrived in Podgorica, then took the Montenegro greatest hits bus ride past the old capital, along the hillside above Budva before arriving in the Bay of Kotor.
We spent last night in Kotor proper. A tiny place full of old town charm, cruise ships and sirens. It meant that this morning's visit to the mountains wasn't quite as tranquil as it might have been.
Today's marathon bus journey was so scenic it was a joke. Bay of Kotor, Dubrovnik, Dalmatian Coast. Big landscapes a-gogo.
Weirdest thing I've eaten: black risotto. Disappointingly bland.
Sunday, 7 September 2014
Another Belgian Waffle
Well I've been spending most of the weekend trying to come up with a good Ghent-based pun, but I can't find one. There must be one there - I feel like my punnability has deserted me. All through the city there were signs with "Gents" on and each time I assumed that it was either a toilet or a male only do (e.g. Gents Circus). It never was.
Still Ghent is a spectacularly ugly name, especially for somewhere that is (in the main) spectacularly pretty. I say "in the main", I get the distinct impression that they don't expect visitors to walk from the (fairytale) railway station to the centre of town. Not exactly chocolate box stuff.
So yeah, I've been to Belgium, I spent a day in Ghent doing Ghent-type stuff wandering around cobbled streets, eating noses and whinging that the light show is somewhat over-hyped. And drinking beer. Them Belgians seem to have a different view to beer to us, there's no way that they could drink it in England quantities, not with so many unfenced canals about. I had a low alcohol beer - "For the ladies" - it was 6%.
Spent yesterday in Brussels. It's weird for me to take an instant dislike to cities but me and Brussels didn't get on. Couldn't quite pin my finger on why. Maybe it was because everyone I encountered was rude. Or because the street sweepers didn't street sweep until tourist crowds were fully mobilised. Or because it was really hard to get a map. Or because the Manneken Pis is easily the least spectacular "site" I've seen. Or maybe it's just a rubbish city. That said, the Grand Place is impressive (even if it does have an wieldy amount of idiots in it), as is Atomium and I stumbled across a neighbourhood between Gare-midi and The Courts of Justice that seemed like a lot of fun, pity I had to get a train before exploring. It didn't seem interesting enough for me to rush back. Ho hum.
I ate me my first steak tartar. That's another one of those weird food boxes that needed a ticking. Not been a bad week for firsts, this one.
In other news, I spent the travelly part of the trip reading Half Plus Seven; definitely worth a read if you fancy jumping on the new Welsh literature bandwagon. And frankly who doesn't?
Still Ghent is a spectacularly ugly name, especially for somewhere that is (in the main) spectacularly pretty. I say "in the main", I get the distinct impression that they don't expect visitors to walk from the (fairytale) railway station to the centre of town. Not exactly chocolate box stuff.
So yeah, I've been to Belgium, I spent a day in Ghent doing Ghent-type stuff wandering around cobbled streets, eating noses and whinging that the light show is somewhat over-hyped. And drinking beer. Them Belgians seem to have a different view to beer to us, there's no way that they could drink it in England quantities, not with so many unfenced canals about. I had a low alcohol beer - "For the ladies" - it was 6%.
Spent yesterday in Brussels. It's weird for me to take an instant dislike to cities but me and Brussels didn't get on. Couldn't quite pin my finger on why. Maybe it was because everyone I encountered was rude. Or because the street sweepers didn't street sweep until tourist crowds were fully mobilised. Or because it was really hard to get a map. Or because the Manneken Pis is easily the least spectacular "site" I've seen. Or maybe it's just a rubbish city. That said, the Grand Place is impressive (even if it does have an wieldy amount of idiots in it), as is Atomium and I stumbled across a neighbourhood between Gare-midi and The Courts of Justice that seemed like a lot of fun, pity I had to get a train before exploring. It didn't seem interesting enough for me to rush back. Ho hum.
I ate me my first steak tartar. That's another one of those weird food boxes that needed a ticking. Not been a bad week for firsts, this one.
In other news, I spent the travelly part of the trip reading Half Plus Seven; definitely worth a read if you fancy jumping on the new Welsh literature bandwagon. And frankly who doesn't?
Wednesday, 3 September 2014
Wem Bah Lee Wem Bah Lee Wem Bah Lee
I went and saw that England play at that Wembley. That's a box tick, right?
As with most of my forays into watching sport, I am not wholly sure that I "got" it. It seemed a bit like watching football at home, only with a bit of a breeze amd a lot more squinting.
The whole experience wasn't unpleasant - a bit of a calming lava lamp vibe going on. Although that may have been due to the anaesthesia of the match. Almost like the football was sedate enough that it wouldn't distract you from the adverts. Since leaving the stadium I have bought a Vauxhall and texted the antisocial behaviour number. Those youths on the bus were making a mighty rumpus.
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